Be careful what you wish for...

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Be careful what you wish for...

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:27 am

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and *BOOM* she had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand, and *BOOM*
Spoiler:
he was ninety.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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