Confession

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An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the church.

There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On another wall is a dazzling array of fine cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession. And I must say, the confessional box is much more
inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies:

Spoiler:

"Get out! You're on my side."