Couple of Jehova Witness jokes

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A lorry carrying boxes of Watchtower and Awake magazines, has crashed on the M25 motorway, causing it to spill its load all over the road.

Police are

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appealing for Witnesses.

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What do you get when you cross a Hells Angel Biker and a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door at 7am on Sunday morning and tells YOU

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to ":censored: off"