One of them at Tee Off said, “I'm rated as the best surgeon in Canada.” “In one of my cases a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”
The second surgeon said. “That's nothing. A young man I operated on in London had lost an arm and both legs in a car accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics!”
The third surgeon said, “You guys, you’re amateurs. Three years ago a man in New York was high on cocaine and marijuana. He rode a horse head-on into a train traveling at 80 miles an hour. All I had left to operate on with was the man's blonde hair and the Horse's Ass!! I operated, stitched them together and connected all the muscles, blood vessels, nerves and tendons --- and now
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