Urine test
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 11:34 am
A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!
Go outside and pee in the garden…
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
If you return to your room with your *ahem* outside your pants:-
Go outside and pee in the garden…
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
If you return to your room with your *ahem* outside your pants:-
Spoiler: