Urine test

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Urine test

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 25, 2019 11:34 am

A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!

Go outside and pee in the garden…

If ants gather:- diabetes.

If you pee on your feet:- prostate.

If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.

If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.

If you return to your room with your *ahem* outside your pants:-
Spoiler:
Alzheimer's
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