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Words with a drunk

PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:01 pm
by rebbonk
A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck.

A drunk staggered up to her and said "Hey! where'd ja get the pig?"

The woman replied" You drunken fool, that's no pig - it's a duck!"

And the drunk said
"Quiet, I was talking to the duck".