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Words with a drunk

Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:01 pm

A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck.

A drunk staggered up to her and said "Hey! where'd ja get the pig?"

The woman replied" You drunken fool, that's no pig - it's a duck!"

And the drunk said
Spoiler:
"Quiet, I was talking to the duck".
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