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Birthday treat

Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:55 am

My wife spent five hours in town getting a makeover for her birthday today. Eventually, she rang me.

"There's a gorgeous woman here who wants to spend the evening with you!" she said.

"Well, we are supposed to be having a meal together," I replied,
Spoiler:
"but sure, put her on."
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