The bartender says "You're too drunk, Joe, go home.
Joe says "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere" and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in and says "I'll have a scotch".
The bartender says "Joe, I told you. You're too drunk. Go home!"
Joe says "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere" and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in and says "I'll have a scotch".
The bartender says "Joe, for the last time. You're too drunk. Go home".
Joe says "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere" and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in, stops at the door, stares at the bartender and says "God damn it!
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