Drunk
Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:18 amA very drunk man in a bar, orders another scotch.
The bartender says "You're too drunk, Joe, go home.
Joe says "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere" and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in and says "I'll have a scotch".
The bartender says "Joe, I told you. You're too drunk. Go home!"
Joe says "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere" and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in and says "I'll have a scotch".
The bartender says "Joe, for the last time. You're too drunk. Go home".
Joe says "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere" and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in, stops at the door, stares at the bartender and says "God damn it!
The bartender says "You're too drunk, Joe, go home.
Joe says "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere" and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in and says "I'll have a scotch".
The bartender says "Joe, I told you. You're too drunk. Go home!"
Joe says "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere" and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in and says "I'll have a scotch".
The bartender says "Joe, for the last time. You're too drunk. Go home".
Joe says "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere" and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in, stops at the door, stares at the bartender and says "God damn it!
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