Drunk

(no racial sterotyping or sexually explicit language please)

Drunk

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:18 am

A very drunk man in a bar, orders another scotch.

The bartender says "You're too drunk, Joe, go home.

Joe says "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere" and walks out.

A few minutes later he walks back in and says "I'll have a scotch".

The bartender says "Joe, I told you. You're too drunk. Go home!"

Joe says "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere" and walks out.

A few minutes later he walks back in and says "I'll have a scotch".

The bartender says "Joe, for the last time. You're too drunk. Go home".

Joe says "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere" and walks out.

A few minutes later he walks back in, stops at the door, stares at the bartender and says "God damn it!
Spoiler:
How many bars do you work at?"
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