Divorce

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Divorce

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:56 am

Me : I want to divorce my wife.

Lawyer : On what grounds?

Me : She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.

Lawyer : Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?

Me : No,
Spoiler:
she's looking for me!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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