Naughties on the sofa

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Naughties on the sofa

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:00 am

A man and a woman were going at it on the sofa when the phone rang.

"Who was that?" the guy asked.

"My husband" she replied.

"Damn, I better get going then" the guy said. "Where was he when he phoned?"

"You can relax" said the woman.
Spoiler:
"He's playing poker with you".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Naughties on the sofa

Postby dutchman » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:05 pm

:lol:
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