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Not long to live

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 04, 2019 9:01 am

In January I told my wife I only had a month to live.

"That's lucky." she said,
Spoiler:
"If it'd been February you'd have only got 28 days."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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