At the Pearly Gates
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 10:15 amI heard about this lady that died and she found herself standing at the pearly gates.
Saint Peter said, “You can’t come in unless you correctly spell a word.”
She said, “What word?”
He said “any word.”
So she spelled the word love. L-O-V-E
Peter said, “Welcome to heaven.”
Then Peter asked her if she would take his place. He instructed her, “if anybody comes just follow the same procedure.”
Well, in a few minutes this lady sees her ex-husband coming up.
She said, “What are you doing here?”
He said, “I just had a heart attack. Did I really make it to heaven?”
She said, “Not yet. You have to correctly spell a word.”
He said, “What word?”
After a long pause she said
Saint Peter said, “You can’t come in unless you correctly spell a word.”
She said, “What word?”
He said “any word.”
So she spelled the word love. L-O-V-E
Peter said, “Welcome to heaven.”
Then Peter asked her if she would take his place. He instructed her, “if anybody comes just follow the same procedure.”
Well, in a few minutes this lady sees her ex-husband coming up.
She said, “What are you doing here?”
He said, “I just had a heart attack. Did I really make it to heaven?”
She said, “Not yet. You have to correctly spell a word.”
He said, “What word?”
After a long pause she said
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