Two old men...

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Two old men...

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:18 am

Two old men were sitting on a front porch just watching life pass by. Suddenly, a German Shepherd Dog walks across their front lawn.

The dog stops, lays down, and begins licking itself.

The first old man says, "Boy, I sure wish I could do that."

The other old man says, "I don't know. If I were you,
Spoiler:
I think I might try petting him first."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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