Pregnant (bit naughty)
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 10:29 amA girl tells her parents she's pregnant. The mum goes ape and says "You call that filthy swine over here right now!"
Later that evening a distinguished gentleman in his 40's arrives in a Lamborghini. He gets out of the car and approaches the girl's parents who are understandably furious.
The distinguished gentleman says "Hi folks, your daughter has informed me of the news and I just want to tell you that although I cannot marry your daughter or remain in the child's life due to my current career situation I can promise you the child will be taken care of financially. If it's a girl, I will leave her a bank account with $200,000 in it and the ownership of several hair salons. If it's a boy, I will leave him a bank account with $300,000 in it and ownership of a shopping plaza. If it's twins, I will leave a joint bank account of $500,000 and ownership of multiple real estate apartments. However, if it's a miscarriage..."
At that point the father steps in and says
Later that evening a distinguished gentleman in his 40's arrives in a Lamborghini. He gets out of the car and approaches the girl's parents who are understandably furious.
The distinguished gentleman says "Hi folks, your daughter has informed me of the news and I just want to tell you that although I cannot marry your daughter or remain in the child's life due to my current career situation I can promise you the child will be taken care of financially. If it's a girl, I will leave her a bank account with $200,000 in it and the ownership of several hair salons. If it's a boy, I will leave him a bank account with $300,000 in it and ownership of a shopping plaza. If it's twins, I will leave a joint bank account of $500,000 and ownership of multiple real estate apartments. However, if it's a miscarriage..."
At that point the father steps in and says
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