My son

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I said to my son "Where are you going tonight all dressed up?"

He said "I'm off to meet a new girl"

I said "Don't forget to wear a, you know"

"Wear a what dad?" he said.

"You know, put a hat on" I said.

"Do you mean a condom Dad?" he said.

"No

Spoiler:

I mean a hat you ginger oaf!"