Squad car driver

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Squad car driver

Postby rebbonk » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:43 am

A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat.

He stopped the car and asked "Why, Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?"

"That it is "Mike replied grimly "ever since I arrested the judge on his way to the masquerade ball".

"You mean you pinched his honour?" asked Pat.

"How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?" demanded Mike.

"Well" mused Pat "there's a lesson in this somewhere".

"That there is" replied Mike..." 'Tis wise never to
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book a judge by his cover".
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