At church

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At church

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 26, 2019 10:03 am

Went to one of those evangelist churches to see if it could inspire me to believe. To be honest I nodded off halfway through, but did wake up for the pastors fire and brimstone sermon.

He shouted " know ye that ye shall endureth misery beyond compare, suffer endless cruel torments and no-one not even the lord thy god will hear your cries of anguish, for they will be now lost and drowned out by the perpetual moaning of the wicked"

Later the pastor came over and welcomed me he said "I saw you nodding and clapping, so you liked my sermon on eternal damnation in hell"

"Hell?" I said
Spoiler:
" I thought you were talking about marriage"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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