Aliens

[rebbonk]

I'll never forget the date, it was March 31st. I was in my garden and suddenly an Alien spaceship landed amongst my roses. This huge grey Alien got out and approached me. It said " Human, here are 6 numbers for you, I want you to put them on the lottery. I'll be back to see you same time tomorrow."

With that he jumped back into his spaceship and zoomed off.

Next day I put those numbers on the lottery and eagerly watched the draw. Nothing, I didn't even get one number.

I waited in my garden and sure enough the spaceship came Back. The grey thing approached me and I said " I put those numbers on the lottery and got sweet FA, not one number, what's that all about ?"

The grey thing said " Human, we have been studying your language and customs for many years now...

Spoiler:

April Fool ! "