Selling a snake

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Selling a snake

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:11 am

Paddy decided to sell his pet python and put an advert on ebay.

A bloke rings up and asks how big it is.

"It's massive", says Paddy.

"How many feet?" asks the caller.

"Jeez, I tought I was the Irishman", says Paddy.
Spoiler:
"It's a snake - it hasn't got any feckin' feet!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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