Nasty accident

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Nasty accident

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:06 am

Married couple Linda and Jason were in a terrifying car accident where the Linda's face was seriously burned. The doctor told Jason that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So Jason offered to use some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was appropriate would have to come from his buttocks. Jason and Linda agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very sensitive situation.

Surgery was completed successfully; everyone was astounded at the Linda's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than ever before. All Linda's friends and parents just went on and on about her youthful beauty.

One day, Linda was alone with Jason, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said "My love, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you".

"My darling" Jason replied "I get all the thanks I need
Spoiler:
every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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