Secret box
A woman on her death bed calls her husband and asks him to open a box from under the bed. Inside he finds 3 eggs and £7,000 in cash.
"What are the eggs for?" he asks.
The wife replies, "Everytime we had bad or boring sex I would put an egg in the box".
"Not bad, 3 eggs in 35 years, and what about the cash?"
The wife looks up and replies,
"What are the eggs for?" he asks.
The wife replies, "Everytime we had bad or boring sex I would put an egg in the box".
"Not bad, 3 eggs in 35 years, and what about the cash?"
The wife looks up and replies,
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