Breathing difficulties

[rebbonk]

When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, the Fire Department rushed to her home.

One Paramedic placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen. Then he began to gather her information.

"What's your age?" he asked.

"Fifty-eight" answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on her finger. "What does that do?"

"It's a lie detector" said the Paramedic with a straight face. "Now, what did you say your age was?"

Spoiler:

"Sixty-seven" answered the woman sheepishly.

[dutchman]