Winning the lottery
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:48 am"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job" said my wife as I was checking my ticket.
"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my 57 Morris Minor" I replied.
"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up? You might as well get yourself a new car" she said.
"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my 57 Morris Minor" I replied.
"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up? You might as well get yourself a new car" she said.
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