Child parking space

[rebbonk]

I parked in one of those parent and child parking spaces at ASDA.

This nosey cow comes running up "Oi, you don't have any children?"

I stayed calm of course, I said "tell me, did you ever attend Sunday school as a child?"

"Yes"

I said, "you remember those songs ' Jesus loves me this I know' and 'put oil in my lamp' all those songs were about how Jesus loves us, agreed?"

"True" says she

I said, "and back then we were taught Jesus loves us and that we are like Him children of God. We were told God is always with us. So by that rationale, God is with me, he's the parent; I'm the child,

Spoiler:

so get stuffed, you stroppy old cow!"

And carried on into the shop!