He says to the Welshman "What's your last request?" The Welshman says "I want a thousand Welshman singing 'Land of my Fathers'".
"What about you?" he says to the Scotsman. "I want a thousand Scots pipers piping Scotland the brave" says the Scot.
"What's your last request?" he says to the Irishman. "I want a thousand Irishman doing the Riverdance" says Paddy.
Turning to the Australian, he says "And your last request?" The Aussie says "Jesus mate,
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