Bad news
A man was seeing his doctor.
The doctor said "I have good news and bad news".
"What's the bad news?"
"Your wife has syphilis".
"Jeez! What could possibly be good news".
The doctor said "I have good news and bad news".
"What's the bad news?"
"Your wife has syphilis".
"Jeez! What could possibly be good news".
Spoiler: