Sex psychologist

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Sex psychologist

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:46 am

A famous sex psychologist was holding a seminar, he was trying to put in to practice a theory he had about how happy people are by the number of times they have sex.

So, he said to his audience "How many people have sex at least 3 times a week?"

Five couples put their hands up, they were all holding hands, looked very loving.

Then he asked "How many people have sex 3 times a month?"

Four people slowly put they hands up, not looking over happy, or holding hands.

Then he asked "How many people have sex once every 3-4 months?"

Three couples put they hands up, one couple not even sitting next to one another, one couple looking very miserable.

The famous sex psychologist was thinking this is working out as I thought, now for the final test "How many people have sex once a year?"

Right at the back of the hall was one man, he was waving his arms, jumping about, saying "Me! Me! "

Now, the famous sex psychologist, could not understand this, he said "You have sex once a year, why are you so happy?"

"Why am I so happy?
Spoiler:
Tonight's the night!"
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