Old man
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:17 amA woman walked up to an elderly man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look" she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day" he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise".
"That's amazing" the woman said. "How old are you?"
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look" she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day" he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise".
"That's amazing" the woman said. "How old are you?"
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