The student

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The student

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:06 am

A Kung-fu student asks "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated".

And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have".

"And a waterfall, spilling mightily over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it".

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvellous phenomenon".

"That is the problem.
Spoiler:
You keep watching all this sh*t instead of training".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The student

Postby dutchman » Fri Jun 28, 2019 4:18 pm

:lol:
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