I was married to her!
A guy comes home one evening to find his wife in the bedroom packing a suitcase.
"Where are you going?" he asks.
She replies "I'm moving to London. I heard there's women there getting paid £400 a time for what I do for you for free".
He pulls out his suitcase and begins to throw his stuff in.
"Where are you going?" she asks.
"I'm coming with you" he says
"Where are you going?" he asks.
She replies "I'm moving to London. I heard there's women there getting paid £400 a time for what I do for you for free".
He pulls out his suitcase and begins to throw his stuff in.
"Where are you going?" she asks.
"I'm coming with you" he says
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