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Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:46 am

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one bottle of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 bottles of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Shopping

Postby dutchman » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:49 pm

:lol:
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