Cheeky kid
I was stood at the bus stop with my wife and there was a little kid hanging around, swinging on the railings.
"Show us your *ahem*, fatty!" he shouted.
After a while he said again, "Oi you! The fat b@st@rd with a beard! Show us your *ahem*!"
"Aren't you going to say something to him?!" said my wife.
"Me? " I said,
"Show us your *ahem*, fatty!" he shouted.
After a while he said again, "Oi you! The fat b@st@rd with a beard! Show us your *ahem*!"
"Aren't you going to say something to him?!" said my wife.
"Me? " I said,
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