He walks into his house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
His wife Katy looked at him and said "Nope sorry".
Frustrated Tom goes upstairs strips off and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.
"Do you notice anything different this time?" he shouts.
Katy looks up and says "Tom there's is nothing different, Its hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it will be hanging down tomorrow".
Tom's now angry and yells at Katy "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN KATY? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT''S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS..."
Katy looked at him as said
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