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Hindu, Muslim and Scouser

PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:28 am
by rebbonk
A Hindu, Muslim and Scouser go Madrid for the final. The apartment owner meets them to let them in... there are only 2 beds.. guy says I have a barn down the road, one of you are welcome to stay there ..”

Hindu says, “I’ll take the barn, no worries”

30 mins later, knock at the apartment door, it’s the Hindu “sorry, I can’t stay in the barn there’s a cow in there”

Muslim guy says “ok I’ll take the barn”

30 mins later , knock at the apartment door, it’s the Muslim, “sorry, I can’t stay in the barn there’s a pig in there, I can not sleep with a filthy swine there”

Scouser says “ok, I’ll take the barn”

30 mins later, there’s a knock at the apartment door ...
Spoiler:
it’s the Cow and the pig.....

Re: Hindu, Muslim and Scouser

PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:48 pm
by Melisandre
:lol:

Re: Hindu, Muslim and Scouser

PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:41 pm
by dutchman
:rolling: