The nervous sergeant said "Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Milly the Camel".
The Lieutenant said "I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the "urges" so the camel can stay".
About a month later, the young Lieutenant Browning starts having his own urges. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sgt Huntington to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, Browning stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asked the Sgt Huntington "Is that how the men do it?"
"No sir. They usually just
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