He says "I never return to a restaurant unless at least one of the sausages I'm served is a match in size for my own".
The waitress replied "In that case sir, perhaps you should take a look at
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Taking the order (bit rude)
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Taking the order (bit rude)
by rebbonk » Tue May 28, 2019 9:18 am
The waitress was waiting as patiently as she could while the smartass man was dawdling over the breakfast menu.
He says "I never return to a restaurant unless at least one of the sausages I'm served is a match in size for my own".
The waitress replied "In that case sir, perhaps you should take a look at
He says "I never return to a restaurant unless at least one of the sausages I'm served is a match in size for my own".
The waitress replied "In that case sir, perhaps you should take a look at
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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