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Ouch!

PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 9:16 am
by rebbonk
Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side. An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her "Hey! How about it babe - you and me?"

As she got up to move he said loudly "Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but I don't have an extra two dollars".

She looked back and replied just as loudly "What makes you think
Spoiler:
I charge by the inch?"

Re: Ouch!

PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 10:44 am
by Melisandre
:hysterical: