Soiled?
District nurse to old codger, 'Mr Jones have you soiled yourself?'
Reply, 'No nurse.'
Nurse says 'I can smell something, drop your pants.'
Drops pants, huge turd inside.
Nurse says, 'You said you hadn't soiled yourself.'
Reply, 'No nurse.'
Nurse says 'I can smell something, drop your pants.'
Drops pants, huge turd inside.
Nurse says, 'You said you hadn't soiled yourself.'
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