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Soiled?

PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2019 9:00 am
by rebbonk
District nurse to old codger, 'Mr Jones have you soiled yourself?'

Reply, 'No nurse.'

Nurse says 'I can smell something, drop your pants.'

Drops pants, huge turd inside.

Nurse says, 'You said you hadn't soiled yourself.'

Spoiler:
'I thought you meant today nurse!'

Re: Soiled?

PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2019 12:29 pm
by Melisandre
:D