Soiled?

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Soiled?

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 26, 2019 10:00 am

District nurse to old codger, 'Mr Jones have you soiled yourself?'

Reply, 'No nurse.'

Nurse says 'I can smell something, drop your pants.'

Drops pants, huge turd inside.

Nurse says, 'You said you hadn't soiled yourself.'

Spoiler:
'I thought you meant today nurse!'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Soiled?

Postby Melisandre » Sun May 26, 2019 1:29 pm

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