It's unfair

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It's unfair

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 21, 2019 9:14 am

"Your Honour, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English".

The Judge looked at the defendant and asked "How much English can you speak?"

The defendant looked up and said
Spoiler:
"Give me your wallet!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: It's unfair

Postby Melisandre » Tue May 21, 2019 5:19 pm

:lol:
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