We have a genie
Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 9:11 amA sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says "I'll give each of you just one wish".
"ME FIRST! ME FIRST!" says the administration clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world".
*POOF* She's gone.
"ME NEXT! ME NEXT!" says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life".
*POOF* He's gone.
"Okay you're up" the Genie says to the manager. The manager says
The Genie says "I'll give each of you just one wish".
"ME FIRST! ME FIRST!" says the administration clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world".
*POOF* She's gone.
"ME NEXT! ME NEXT!" says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life".
*POOF* He's gone.
"Okay you're up" the Genie says to the manager. The manager says
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