We have a genie

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We have a genie

Postby rebbonk » Thu May 16, 2019 9:11 am

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says "I'll give each of you just one wish".

"ME FIRST! ME FIRST!" says the administration clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world".

*POOF* She's gone.

"ME NEXT! ME NEXT!" says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life".

*POOF* He's gone.

"Okay you're up" the Genie says to the manager. The manager says
Spoiler:
"I want those two back in the office after lunch".

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: We have a genie

Postby Melisandre » Thu May 16, 2019 7:31 pm

:applause:
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