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Good shape

Postby rebbonk » Thu May 16, 2019 9:07 am

You're in incredible shape" the doctor said. "How old are you again?"

"I'm 80". The man said.

"80?" asked the doctor. "How do you stay so healthy? You look like a 60 year old".

"Well, my wife and I made a pact when we got married that whenever she got mad she would go into the kitchen and cool off and I would go outside to settle down" the man explained.

"What does that have to do with it?" asked the doctor.

Spoiler:
"I spent a lot of time in the great outdoors".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Good shape

Postby Melisandre » Thu May 16, 2019 7:26 pm

:lol:
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