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Cellmates

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 14, 2019 8:19 am

Two Scouse cellmates both writing letters home, one turns to the other and says, 'Ow d'ya spell Darryl."

The other says "you don't know anyone called Darryl"

"I know!" replies the first lad, "I'm writing to me Ma & asking her to
Spoiler:
send me a pair of shoes Darryl fit me!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Cellmates

Postby Melisandre » Tue May 14, 2019 9:27 am

:lol:
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Re: Cellmates

Postby dutchman » Tue May 14, 2019 9:45 pm

:lol:
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