Birthday pressie
"How exciting!" smiled my wife, unwrapping her birthday present from me this morning.
"Do you like it?" I asked, as she sat there staring.
"Are you having a laugh, Darryl?" she said, "You've bought me a mannequin?"
"Do you like it?" I asked, as she sat there staring.
"Are you having a laugh, Darryl?" she said, "You've bought me a mannequin?"
Spoiler: