Chatting her up
Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 9:16 amI started chatting up a girl last night in the pub. Used the old, “Get your coat love, you’ve pulled.” And “Your place or mine?” lines.
She said, “Listen creep, I wouldn’t sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth.”
I said, “Listen love, if I was the last man on Earth, you’d have no say in the matter.” Think that told the feisty boot ... probably a lezzer anyway.
On a separate note,
She said, “Listen creep, I wouldn’t sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth.”
I said, “Listen love, if I was the last man on Earth, you’d have no say in the matter.” Think that told the feisty boot ... probably a lezzer anyway.
On a separate note,
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